What did Katie Price say to King Kong?
Is it in yet?
Is it in yet?
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Who's old and decrepit and can't walk round their garden any more?
Joe Biden.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Like MF I try to have a balanced diet.
Unfortunately, it's usually a Turkey Leg in both hands.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Not for LM
They say wine improves with age...
But I still hate it and I'm 45.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Not getting enough steps in during the bad weather?
Simply walk around the house after the wife and kids turning the flaming lights off.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not saying I am a tulip fisherman but the only thing I have caught since Brexit is CovidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As I was admiring my new rifle, my wife yelled, "You've already got fifteen. You've got a problem!"
She's right, you know. I need some pistols.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A woman found hanged in woodland was named locally.
What a stupid name, no wonder she killed herself.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My cousin hung himself in the woods, around Woking/Guildford way IIRC.Originally posted by vetran View PostComment
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My brother used a door. Which was not strong enough. So he died from strangulation. At least he left with a smile on his face.Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
Whatever happened to the joke thread?
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