Someone should perfect a bread recipe based around dill.
How many women would admit to kneading their dill dough?
How many women would admit to kneading their dill dough?
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Bill Clinton supposedly said
"Trump is such a loser. Impeached twice and he never even got a BJ"Comment
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oops I will KUATB myself, version in the picture thread.Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm so happy my neighbour lost his licence and can no longer drive his taxi.
ExUBERationAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I crashed my car this morning on the motorway and had to leave it on the hard shoulder.
I phoned up my insurance company and the woman on the phone asked,
"Are you in the AA?"
I said, "No, but I am concerned I've been drinking too much."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Cosmetic surgery clinics, nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are all closed again due to yet another lockdown.
Watch out guys, it’s about to get ugly out there.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just sold a car to Kylie Minogue. Took £500 off the price in return for a quick stroke of her derriere.
It was a pert-exchange.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My christian and conspiracy theorist friend said "42 is not the answer, God is".
I said oh yes it is, I can prove it.
Life = 42
The universe = 42
And everything else also = 42
4+2 = 6
So I concluded "therefore Life the universe and everything = 666
Him
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I’ve got a business selling panty pads and Viagra.
They call me the rag and bone man.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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