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    So three households can mix over Christmas.




    What are we making a Christmas Cake or a Christmas Pudding?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Police probe I'm A Celebrity for 'releasing non-native cockroaches into the wild' in Wales.


      I know they're not A-listers, but that's a bit harsh.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Don't tell Mrs V.

            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                This lot moved on the grounds that they're not really visual jokes.
                ah wondered where they have gone. You remind me of the wife moving tulip around based on her weird logic.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Happy Holocaust Celebration Day!


                  Or 'Thanksgiving,' if you prefer.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    My neighbour won £2M on a National Lottery scratchcard. I'm made up for him but it seems a bit of a waste, he's got uncontrolled narcolepsy and spends most of the day asleep.


                    Now he's literally living the dream!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Best chat up line ever - Actually works.


                      "Excuse me, love, are you a lawyer?


                      Because I want you to get me off."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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