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    #7471
    BBC News. Jeremy Corbyn breaks rule of six with Dianne Abbot.


    In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #7472
      “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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        #7473
        vetran DM comment No. 1

        “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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          #7474
          vetran DM comment No. 2

          “Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”

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            #7475
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            nope some women are petty clever, at least the women aren't stupid enough to post pictures in the wrong thread!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7476
              What's Barbies' favourite thing to do at Halloween?


              Pump Ken ?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #7477
                I'm surprised that Stanley Johnson doesn't wear a face mask.


                I wouldn't want to be recognised if I'd spawned that Clown!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #7478
                  What's brown and sticky?

                  A stick!

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                    #7479
                    What's white and can't climb trees?

                    A fridge!

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                      #7480
                      If anything can kill the virus for good, it's being infected by Donald Trump.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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