Please put more jokes here

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Ex Transport Secretary, Chris "Failing" Grayling has landed a £100k job working for Felixstowe Port Authority.


He will reportedly be working 7 hours a week for a year.


And already the company is seeing the benefits of employing him, as the Zeebrugge to Felixstowe ferry has just arrived..


Into Southampton..

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Ex-Labour Deputy Leader Tom Watson, who tried to ban gambling companies on football shirts and called gambling a ''hidden epidemic'' has just landed a highly paid job with:
a) Paddy Power
b) Betfair
c) Sky Bet
d) Poker Stars
e) All of them.


Place your bets please.

[WTFH]

Was just reading about a man, possibly on here, who has a new magic fitness watch and got all the way to downloading & signing up to an ovulation-monitoring app before realising that “cycle tracker” was not going to tell him where he’d been on his bike

[WTFH]

After a man is ridiculed online for using a live snake as a face mask, No 10 admits it was a mistake inviting Chris Grayling to a Cobra meeting.

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If women ruled the world apparently there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

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Q. What’s the difference between a flying pig and a politician?
A. The letter F.

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Did you know that a group of baboons is called a congress…


Well that explains it all now doesn’t it

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for Barmy

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

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Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.


Waste of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

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Q. Why is President Clinton the greatest president of all time?
A. Because he was always HARD at work.