The wife won't stop banging on about her saggy tits.
She's an ex-pert.
She's an ex-pert.
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post
oooohhh triggered!
The joke doesn't have to be true to be funny. Or are you saying that women don't sag? Us men definitely do.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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WTFH goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.”
The man asks, “Why?”
The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tea is for mugs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places”
Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I fear for the calendar, it’s days are numbered.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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