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One of our hens can count her own eggs.
She's a mathemachicken.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They say he'll be given a tough sentence.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI actually told that joke to Johnny Dumfries in person (had to leave him out of the gag cause that's not his real name). It's more of a spoken gag than a written one
sorry I just laughed out loud when I read it, wanted to share the love!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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WALES
The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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At an interview:
"Are you a glass half full or half empty type of person?"
"Half full."
"Very good. So you're an optimist, always looking on the bright side of life?"
"No. I'm an alcoholic."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A two-month holiday from work, eating crap, drinking tuliploads, then Piers Morgan falls ill and is off TV, now Love Island 2020's cancelled.
I'm so happy, I could kiss a bat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostAnd may he rust in pissThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWALES
The only country where you can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper, and a decent shag.All from the same animal .The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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People who wash jumpers at high temperatures are a tight-knit community.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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