I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.A kid answered, called me a muppet and told me to f*** off.
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Breaking news...........Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I walked into a bookshop and said to the girl behind the counter "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare.""Which one?" She replied."William, you thick muppet."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss, Lewis Hamilton, Eddie Irvine.......
Ayr Town Centre....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Breaking news, midget holds seance for charity and runs off with the takings.Small medium at large.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was in the kitchen when a flying insect came through the window and exploded.I think it was a jihadi longlegs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Talk about coincidence - BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....Can't believe they all had the same name....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went to the best ever burger van today.It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just applied for a job in the Citroen factory. I had to send in 2CVs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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We were so poor growing up that for breakfast we had ordinary KAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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