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BrilloPad: Having trouble staying inside? Just imagine I'm playing a gig outside.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostBrilloPad: Having trouble staying inside? Just imagine I'm playing a gig outside.
why do I think of this?
hey Brillo try cheddar rather than Roquefort!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Good evening, your listening to St Thomas’ hospital radio, and that was “Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe” by The Hollies. Requested by Boris Johnson, in ICU.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In the next general election I'm voting for the Coronavirus.
Far more effective opposition than Labour.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Got to feel sorry for the Masons at this time.
How on Earth do they recognize each over while they are still developing a funny elbow shake?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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