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[BrilloPad]

The man who invented predictive text has died.

His funfairs next monkey. May he rust in piss.

[SimonMac]

Due to COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.

[SimonMac]

Met a girl on a day of the week
Took her for something on another day of the week
We were doing some rude things on another day of the week, I dunno
And on a few more days of the week or something
We just lazed around on Sunday, I think

Vague David.

[WTFH]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19.
Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[LondonManc]

The Italian health authorities have been in touch with Diego Simeone to find out how to successfully remove an unwanted virus from Europe.

[BrilloPad]

Corona virus is in fact man flu and now women realise just how bad men have had it for years.....

[BR14]

[NotAllThere]

Due to COVID-19, all TCP applications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.

Fake news. TCP is excellent proof against the virus.

[NotAllThere]

I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

[BrilloPad]

Boris warns we may lose more loved ones.

The McCanns wonder if they are going out for dinner.