The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThe only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHe didn't hire her did he?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostShe's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostInside or outside?accountantattorney?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My mate said, "I like your sports car."
I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby."
He said, "How about I buy it off you."
I said, "Yeah go on then. Four grand?"
He said, "You've got yourself a deal."
I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My girlfriend asked me where I'd like to be buried?
Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.Comment
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Why did they call it PMT?
The name Mad Cow Disease was already takenThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Landlady in the pub the other night asked me to check the cellar as she kept hearing giggling, so I went down in the dark.
That was a barrel of laughs.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Just been on the Diabetes UK website. The sick bastards asked me if I accept cookies FFS!!!!The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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