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Was at the butchers earlier and thought I saw some of those Donald Trump steaks for sale, but when I looked again what it actually said was 'Thick cut'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I said to my wife, "If you won the lottery would you leave me?"
She said, "Probably, Why?"
"No reason." I replied. "Here's £2.50, go and get yourself a lucky dip."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Naked man arrives at a fancy dress party with a girl on his back.
"I'm a turtle"
"Oh who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.
I rushed outside yelling "Let me through, let me through"
A man at the front said "Thank God for that, are you a Doctor"?
I said "No, that's my ******* Pizza"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife showed me a good time last night.
The photos of me when I was single.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Went to visit my mate in his new flat today and he told me to make myself at home....
First thing I did was throw him out - I ******* hate having visitors....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Don't Have Lunch?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ever been drawn and repelled by something at the same time? I have ...
A feminist with massive tits has started working in my office.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My ex-wife was the worst housekeeper ever, apart from after the divorce.
Then she kept the ******* house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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