I just got 34 valentines cards, I'm totally shocked & breathless.
That security guard in Clinton's gave quite a chase.
That security guard in Clinton's gave quite a chase.
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It’s not often you find the perfect match on Valentine’s Day.
But Real Madrid v PSG tonight looks pretty good.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers please".…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My wife just called me.
She said, "Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "That's probably why they've received flowers then."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Interviewer: do you work well under pressure?
Me:
Interviewer:
Me:
Interviewer: well?
Me: Jesus Christ man, I'm thinking“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up on Oscar pistoriusOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Gents, liven up your day by accidentally texting the wife: "Simon, We'll have a proper valentine's next year. I promise"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A poem for Graphics Design Lovers
Roses are red
Violtes arebluered
Page background iswhitered
My screen needs recalibrating…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I asked the missus what she wanted for Valentines day, she said she'd give me the clue "England goalie"
So that's either Flowers or Seamen she's getting?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change...
I was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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