Just bought some Viagra tea bags.
They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
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Last night I attended an AA meeting in Gillingham, and to my horror, each person present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the RAC have more responsible employees.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I’m not overtly suggesting racism, but I find it VERY interesting that neither Mr Boombastic or Mr Loverlover were accepted into the Mr Man franchise.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I love watching videos of lakes & rivers on the internet. Anything water related really...
I’m actually watching a live stream right now!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I found a hearing aid outside my house door this morning...
When I saw my neighbour I asked, "Excuse me mate, is this yours?"
He just blanked me the ignorant sod.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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TEACHER: Can you give me an example of an odd number?
ME: Uh...two hundred and pickle.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Paddy phones Mick "The doctor gave me one year to live so I shot him!"...
Mick says "Why did ya do that, Paddy?"
"Problem solved Mick" replies Paddy "The judge then gave me 15 years".…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Which member of the Spice Girls can drink petrol?
Geri can.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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BEARDED MEN: Obtain the appearance of an Arctic explorer by applying Tippex to your beard and cutting off a couple of toes.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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SAVE money on expensive Calzone by folding a pizza in half and not being such a ponce.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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