I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
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I still love to spoil my wife. When she works late she calls me before leaving work. Then I will run her hot water, stir the bubbles just right so that as soon as she gets in, she can start the dishes!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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The surgeon said to me, "Do you have a dog?"
I said, "Yes, why?"
He said, "If I can't save your leg, do you want me to keep the bone for him?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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A friend of mine thinks the story of how he got an orthopaedic shoe is hilarious but I think he's built it up too much.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Took a girl back to mine earlier for sex.
When she said, 'im gonna leave my bra on cos ive only got tiny tits'
so i said, 'ok i'll leave my pants on then !'“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Surely the Israeli Dairy Council have run a campaign with the tag line 'Cheeses Of Nazareth'?“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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My mate just rang me in tears, his wife has left him, and taken his prized Bob Marley collection and satellite dish!
Poor devil, no woman no sky.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Someone sent me a tantric text once.... it took ages to comeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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SAVE money on Prosecco by simply putting Lambrini through a Soda Stream and getting over yourself.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Still waiting for that magical day where I ring a call centre that isn't experiencing an extremely high volume of calls.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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