What do you call an Irish lesbian.
Gaylick.
Gaylick.
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For our Divorcees
Newly released statistics suggest in this day and age that you are more likely to contract cancer than to get married.
Proof that God is more merciful than we give him credit for!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What are a lesbian's favorite flowers?
Chew-lips.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Between 7am and 7:30am every morning this German Shepard comes and takes a tulip on my front lawn.
To make matters worse this morning the bastard brought his dog.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For QH
Give a scouser a fish, and he can eat for a day.
Give him a fishing rod and he'll put it in your letterbox and nick your car keys.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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During sex with the wife, I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She said, "What are you doing?"
And I was like "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called buffering."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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NLyUK's pussy is like a battery, its only afterwards you think "why the **** did I lick that".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for AssSnob
My girlfriend called me a spastic earlier.
I nearly choked on my crayon.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for Zeity
My son told me he found some cassette tapes with some 'banging tunes' on them in the attic.
I think he's found my old ZX Spectrum games.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I woke up this morning and thought I had tunnel vision.
Luckily it was a false alarm, the wife just fancied a 69.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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