Dear Vegetarians,
My food poops on your food.
Have a great day.
My food poops on your food.
Have a great day.
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The doctor gave me 6 months to live , so I shot him .
The judge gave me 20 years......
Problem solved .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.
Poor sod didn"t come anywhere.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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whats blue cold and hard?
A Dead Smurf.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Friends are like snowflakes........
If you pee on them, they disappear.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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