PRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag.
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostPRETEND to be a skilled pharmacist by taking half an hour to put some tablets in a bloody bag."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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'Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. And that one, that's Phil. He just sits on the cement. No idea where B&Q find these people.'“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Really important to eat both seasonally and locally if you can.
A creme egg from your nearest londis could cost as little as 50p.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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FOOL people into thinking that you don't like sugar in your tea by saying "none for me thanks" when asked.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Alarm your friends when visiting them by teaching your 2-year-old to point into empty rooms and say "Who is that sad little boy?"“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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I've packed my merino wool socks for our trip to the Alps, it's because of my fear of getting frostbite in my feet.
Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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There are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostThere are two difficult problems in software engineering, concurrency, naming things and off-by-one errors.Comment
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Originally posted by Bee View PostI count 3.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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