Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

Jesus- "What's the weather like outside?"

Jesus' mum- "Hard round snow pellets"

Jesus- "Hail Mary!"

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one for NLUK

My Doctor says that I'm really sick.

Well, that's the last time I'm lending him a porno.

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Disney are to include gay characters in the new Beauty and the Beast film.

We'll, they are famous for making Fairytales.

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I took a bird I'd pulled back to my place.
After a few drinks, I told her that I was going to **** her liked she'd never been ****ed before.
Giggling, she said "Really, how"?
I said "You'll find out, now put this chicken costume on".

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A woman at docs said, "I'm really worried i've been takin steroids & seem to have grown a penis."
"Anabolic?" asked the doctor.
The woman replied, "No just a penis."

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one for AssGuru

I recently masturbated to an old newsreel.






I'm pathétic.

[vetran]

Heather mills got a new leg for her birthday

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler

[shaunbhoy]

I've been wondering why Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse both have white gloves and the only logical answer is they're also snooker referees.

[LondonManc]

Have you noticed that if you google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy", it comes back with "this page cannot be found"

[shaunbhoy]

You never really appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.
Toilet paper is a good example