Did you hear about the streaker who was about to retire?
He changed his mind and decided to stick it out for another couple of years.
He changed his mind and decided to stick it out for another couple of years.
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I was walking through town today when midget ran passed shouting, "All Paki's stink", I thought to myself, that's a little racist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sex therapists say the most effective way a woman can arouse a man is to lick his ears, personally I think it's bollocks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It can't have been much fun for Jesus as a child, but at least he could leave doors open without his parents yelling,
"Were you born in a ******* barn?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Now Trump is president I am not worried about the third world war.
That's the third world's problem.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Take it from me; I have reverse kleptomania.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For every action there's a social media overreaction.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mum said "you treat this place like a hotel"......
She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why do Americans chill their beer?
So they can tell it apart from piss.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus and think to yourself, "I'm gonna ****** have that!"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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