Last night I asked my wife to shave her c**t.
This morning I woke up and I was bald.
This morning I woke up and I was bald.
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I hear that Trump has announced a ban on the sale of shredded cheeses. All part of his plan to Make America Grate Again.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Q: What do you get if you cross a pirate film with a porn film?
A: The curse of the black pearl necklaceAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Brillo
No racists in Wales.
They shag black sheep as well.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Cats sleep about two thirds of every day.
The rest of the time they are being filmed for youtube.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For our Divorcees
My ex-wife's so lazy, she won't even use her whole hand when she waves at me in the street.
She just uses her little finger.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."Comment
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I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing - serves him right.Comment
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I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny, you couldn't swing a cat in there.Comment
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"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'Comment
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