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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou've got a higher opinion than I had on 14/04/16, I only gave her 2/10
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostBeats me. I gave her one.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Marriage, because your tulipty day doesn’t have to end at work.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"There is no 'I' in TEAM", my boss said.
"Yes, but there is a 'U' in C**T", I replied.
Anyway, I need a new job.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Stormed into the library demanding to know why the book on scouse culture still wasn't in?
"it's not our fault' stammered the librarian,
"yeah, that's the one" I repliedAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do George Michael and Wellington Boots have in common?
They both get sucked off in bogs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do tax inspectors and sperm have in common?
1 in 50 million has the chance to become a human being.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's a foot long and slippery ?
A slipper .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary.
It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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