wait for it...
I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off
and my wife said, "you spoil those dogs"
I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off
and my wife said, "you spoil those dogs"
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I'm not saying Liverpools a tuliphole but there's a guy down the market there selling fake Primark gear.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flatteryOriginally posted by WTFH View Post
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I like my women like I like my whisky.Originally posted by vetran View Post
18 years old and full of coke.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Do we need to post links to all the jokes you have stolen!Originally posted by WTFH View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'f**k.'
What the make love is she talking about?Last edited by vetran; 3 November 2016, 12:04.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A clown opened the door for me today.
It was a nice jester.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's Anti-Bullying week next week.
You better support it, or else.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Missing MF?
I was on a flight today when the stewardess spilt salt over the passenger in front of me.
He must have been one of those seasoned travelers.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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