What's the difference between brussel sprouts and semen?
NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.
NLYUK still doesn't like the taste of sprouts.
-
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
"I'm not racist," I said to my mate, "but I prefer my sandwiches cut diagonally."
"...but that's not racist," he said.
"Exactly," I replied, "I said I wasn't racistLast edited by vetran; 13 October 2016, 00:18.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
This Clown Craze has gone too far.
I mean think about it
Donald Trump President of AmericaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-
Snowballs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
Bit of politics
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
-
A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
For our Divorcees
A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
For our Divorcees
Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
For AtW
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
-
So their nuts don't get wet!
More jokes at: Short and Funny Jokes | One Liners Top 100 | Short-funny.comAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
-
What does a cloud with an itchy rash do?
-
Finds the nearest skyscraper.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
Comment