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Not sure if this should be here, or in the Brexit thread... http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/10/06/...vernment-form/…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Bloke has sex with a brass and then asks, "did you take precautions?"
She replies, "no, did you?"
He shrugs and says, "nope, so when you have a son in nine months, call it Steven."
To which the brass replies, "you'll have a rash in three days, call it whatever the f**k you want."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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A used beer map taped to your arm makes a great "alcohol patch" for #Stoptober…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostAhhh - the humour of anti-semitism passing as lazy stereotyping. Thanks for clarifying.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage........
I used to shave my privates with one , but I don't have the balls to do that now.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Have you ever heard of the Oscar Pistorious drinking game?
When your girlfriend goes to the toilet you take 5 shotsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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On holiday in Spain, I saw a sign:
ENGLISH SPEAKING DOCTOR
I thought 'What a good idea, we ought to have those in England'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I can swallow a shoelace and make it come out tied in a bow.
.. I sh1t you knot.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When ever it rains my girlfriend just stands at the window looking sad.
Sometimes I even let her in.
1Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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