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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last hit was the wallAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bought my wife a fridge for her birthday.
I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up, when she opened it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.
The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife treats me like God.
She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for Scooter
An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Jew were eating out at a restaurant one night.
When the bill was presented to the trio, the Scotsman was heard to say: "I'll pay that. It's £150, I'll pay that."
You probably saw the headline on the Mirror's front page the next day:
JEWISH VENTRILOQUIST SHOT DEAD IN RESTAURANTAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If God meant us to be vegetarian, why did he make animals out of meat?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's less than a centimeter long and smells of pork?
Kermit's dickAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Is there a reason why the religion of the ventriloquist is relevant?Originally posted by vetran View PostComment
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Stereotypes neither are supposed to want to pay.Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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