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Please put more jokes here
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Or the thief that stole the toilets from Scotland Yard? Police have nothing to go on.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Or the dyslexic rock star who died choking on his own vimto.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Or the dyslexic death metal fan who worshipped santa?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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The word "Nothing" is a palindrome. "Nothing" reversed is "Gnihton".
...which also means nothing.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said "A man has been arrested after having half a million hardcore pron videos on his work laptop. Our reporter, Gary O'Donoghue has more"
Gary, you dirty, dirty man.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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The pathologist looked up from his papers and said "Your wife passed away between 2:30 and 3:00am, however you had sex with her at 8:00am, can you explain that?"
"Not really," I replied. "If anything she seemed keener than usual"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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My new Samsung Galaxy 7 is a nightmare. It's so complicated I can't even steer straight.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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