Elton John hates ordering Chinese food.
Soya seems to be the hardest word
Soya seems to be the hardest word
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Ah Fringe benefits!
One for our Bremoaners
'Brexit is a terrible name, sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Donor card joke named funniest at Edinburgh Fringe - BBC News
My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart.Comment
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It turns out all of them!Originally posted by SimonMac View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Don't I get a KUATB?Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Are you losing your edge in your old age?Comment
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You were the lesser of two evils in the scenario, so I gave you a passOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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was I too subtle again?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How do you make a rhubarb crumble?
Kick it in the bollocks
How do you make an apple crumble?
Give it some heroinThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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No matter how good your children are, German children are kinder.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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