There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of data
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostThere are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete sets of dataComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View Postand?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipe his bum.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI read in the local paper about a dwarf that got pick-pocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
Originally posted by LondonManc View PostI read in the local news today that a dwarf was pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?Comment
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On the way home last night I was brutally attacked by three big guys.
Somehow I managed to knock one out.
...probably not the best time for a w*nk, but I thought it could have been my last chance.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by missinggreenfields View PostYou could have read about it on CUK - first with the news, every day!
D'oh!…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I don't know how I'd get through the day without my wonderful wife.
Sorry, Wifi. Damn autocorrect.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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