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I wish someone would invent a spermicide aerosol.
That way, cleaning the keyboard of my laptop would be so much easier.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Doctor said I need to lose weight.
"What's the heaviest you've been?" he asked.....
"18 & a half stone" I told him.
"And what's the lightest you've been?" said the doc....
"7lb 4oz" I replied.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Two Essex girls were chatting and one asked 'Did you enjoy your 18th last night'
The other said 'No, I was worn out from the other 17 that had me'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Would you have sex with the lights on, or is that too kinky?" I asked my new girlfriend.
"No, that's not kinky at all," she replied.
"Great!" I said. "You stand there with your arms spread and I'll go and get the Christmas tree box."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Demi Moore. Man dead in pool.
Michael Barrymore. Man dead in pool.
Is this a new breed of moors murderers?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not saying my wife is fat but she's just taken a selfie in panoramic mode.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After his performance of Bohemian Rhapsody at Glasto, I hope Kanye West carries on in the tradition of Freddie Mercury.
...and dies of AIDS.
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I bought a Jihadi sex doll at the weekend.
It blows itself up.
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During a job interview yesterday, I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly, spilling onto the desk.
"Nervous?" asked the interviewer.
"No," I replied, "I always give 110%."
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The Greek government is getting so desperate, it's started responding to emails from Nigerian millionaires.
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11:34 - Arrived at crime scene.
11:34 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.
11:34 - Found murder weapon in drain.
11:34 - Realised watch was broken.
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I've opened a new restaurant called 'Peace and Quiet.'
Kids' meals are £200.
Read more: Forums @ The Digital FixOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Peers are outraged at Lord Sewell's actions recently.
They have standards, after all.
He should not have been using a £5 to snort coke of a prostitute's chest!
The standards are that it should be a £20.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
haha just reading through this thread and found this (2008 post)... out of date humour is the bestComment
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