Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

I witnessed absolutely disgusting behaviour on the on the prom in Llandudno today. Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.

I love watching Punch and Judy!

[vetran]

My wife still hasn't got the hang of the offside rule:

It's anywhere in the TV room unless she's carrying beer and pizza.

[vetran]

History...

Written by victors,

...deleted by W*****s.

[SimonMac]

What ever happened to jokes about white dog tulip? You never see jokes about white dog tulip any more

[TheFaQQer]

What ever happened to jokes about white dog tulip? You never see jokes about white dog tulip any more

Someone follows Viz on facebook

[SimonMac]

Someone follows Viz on twitter

FTFY

[BrilloPad]

Someone follows Viz on facebook

Please keep up the good wirk SM and Vetran. I loved reading the jokes.

[vetran]

SAS's new job

A man went into a Restaurant and, not finding anything he fancied on the menu, looked up at the blackboard on the wall. It just read:

"The Chef's Special."

What the hell, he thought. "I'll go for pot luck." he told the waiter, pointing at the blackboard.

When his meal came he took one mouthful and spat it out. "This tastes like ******* playdoh!" he roared at the waiter.

"That's because it IS playdoh. We did warn you the Chef's special."

[vetran]

Just downloaded a video of Luis Suárez's greatest moments.

It was only 3 mega bites.

[vetran]

The biggest worry I have over Scottish "Independence" is that the rest of the UK will be blamed for it....