Sick sorry!
They found a black box!
Sadly it was during Peaches autopsy.
They found a black box!
Sadly it was during Peaches autopsy.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
I'm thinking about giving talks to people to persuade them to dig their garden. I could be a rotavational speakerAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Can't wait to use this!
My wife told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up.
Guess what, she couldn't do either.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I saw the weather girl Sian Lloyd shopping in Boots today, she was buying Ambre Solaire and a pack of Tampax.
Apparently she's expecting sunny periods......Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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No wonder missing a date is known as "being stood up" - it's the opposite of getting laid.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Overheard in client co office.
"We are a professional Civil Service!""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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For NLYUK
A woman said to her son "if a bad man offers you sweets, don't accept them".
So the boy replied "oh but it's okay for you to accept pieces of paper off them while leaving me in the middle of the street for 10 minutes?".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Just saw a boat at the marina with a sign that said "For Sale" so I added an "ing" to the end. Those idiots are lucky I came along.Join IPSEComment
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