So I bought a new phone from Malaysia.
It was good until I activated flight mode.
Now I can't find it.
It was good until I activated flight mode.
Now I can't find it.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
for those with an Aygo or GT86
I wonder why it is that blokes who own a convertible seem to have a hair style to match.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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for NLDYUK
I was once offered a hundred pounds to have gay sex.
I took it, in the end.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Doodab
I've just had my first poo of the month.
April stool.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Fullyautomatix
My sex life is costing me a fortune.
I never sleep with the same sock twice.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The clocks going forward at the weekend really ****ed with my OCD.
I've had to leave my telly on Channel 4 + 1 since.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As I emptied the house of all my stuff my wife said:
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! that's MY bed-side table and you KNOW IT! - First you cheat on me with that WHORE and now you're stealing my furniture!?"
I calmly said: "I'm sorry baby, it was just the one night stand."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just woke up from a nightmare - I was in an alien laboratory in a large glass dish, which was suspended over flames.
I was petri fried.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm really looking forward to the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow.
I've never seen a deep fried Marathon before.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There's a fine line between civility and barbarity.
We call it the Scottish border.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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