The Archbishop of Canterbury has said we should all try to be more like Nelson Mandela.
So I bombed the local shopping centre.
So I bombed the local shopping centre.
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How can Evander Holyfield be anti gay?..
He does boxing..
Its two guys with no shirts, fighting over a purse and a belt.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I got home from work to find my wife waiting for me with her legs open wide.
"What the **** have you done to the car?," I said.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just videoed my 12" cock.
Don't believe me?
I'll show you the footage.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've heard a rumour that Rose West is going to appear on Celebrity Big Brother.
I can picture it now... "Rose is chilling in the lounge. The rest of the housemates are in the garden!".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A girl I know suffers from a strange affliction when she is on a period. She feels the need to take a guitar and start travelling to different places, playing and singing.
She's a wandering menstrual.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between prostate cancer and Katie Price?
Prostate cancer will only f**k one in five men.Last edited by vetran; 6 January 2014, 23:12.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I got an urgent letter from the Inland Revenue today but I threw it in the bin without opening it.
It can't be anything to do with me, I live on the coast.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.
"What did you get?" I asked.
"26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."
I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm about to lose my job now that they are stopping badger culling.
If I want to shoot dead half black, half white little tulips now, I'll have to join the Police.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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