You know you're getting old when you watch porn and tut at the girl with her shoes on the furniture.
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I've found the best way to learn your co-workers' names is by eating their food in the office fridgeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife left me for being vain and self-centered. Oh well, her loss.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hear Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available - "Four Candles".
No, sorry, Ronnie Barker's autobiography is now available ... for Kindles.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"My balls are just like sprouts." I moaned to my mate over a pint.
"What, small and green?" He said.
"No, my wife will only put them in her mouth at Christmas."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bumped into one of my primary school teachers today. She looked absolutely divine. Long, brown hair, thick, red lips and a tight-fitted top.
"You've grown haven't you!" she said enthusiastically.
"Is it that obvious?" I replied.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do Corporate Bosses and pigeons have in common? They both flap about a lot and dont care who they tulip onAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife reckons she's 'staying dry in January'. Fat chance with a hunk like me knocking round the house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Doctors have released a statement saying they believe Michael Schumacher has 'cheated death' after his accident.
Is there nothing this man will not cheat at?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Alcoholism and necrophilia, both are the irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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