Why do we call it politics? Because "poly" means many and "ticks" means bloodsucking parasites.
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Was in getting a huge tattoo of an Indian on my back.
Once the artist started, I reminded him to make sure he remembered to make sure the Indian was holding a big tomahawk.
He replied, 'Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban.......'When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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There was a fire at a Basque cinema. There was only one fire exit so several people were trampled. Which goes to show that you shouldn't put all your Basques in one exit.Comment
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Two kangaroos were talking to each other and one said, "I hope it doesn't rain today. I just hate it when the kids play inside."Comment
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I recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.
"What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
"When do we want it?" - c**tComment
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Why is one side of a "V" formation of migrating geese longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI recently went on a protest march looking for a cure for tourettes.
"What do we want?" - "A cure for tourettes"
"When do we want it?" - c**t'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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