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I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
This caught me unawares and brightened my day immeasurably, thank you TazMaN
A woman is given a hospital tour. She looks in a room, sees a man pulling himself off. "Thats awful" she says to a doctor. He explains that the man has a incurable condition. His testacles fill with seman so fast he has to do it 5 times a day or he will be in awful pain. "Poor man" says the woman.
In the next room a nurse is sucking the man off. "Explain that" she says to the doctor. The doctor says "Same condition, but he's with BUPA"
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