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You can roast beef.Comment
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BEWARE -
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.Comment
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostBEWARE -
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
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Originally posted by TazMaN View PostBEWARE -
I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange, asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
This caught me unawares and brightened my day immeasurably, thank you TazMaNIt's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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How do you turn a duck into a jazz muscician?
Put it in the microwave untill it's bill withers..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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A woman is given a hospital tour. She looks in a room, sees a man pulling himself off. "Thats awful" she says to a doctor. He explains that the man has a incurable condition. His testacles fill with seman so fast he has to do it 5 times a day or he will be in awful pain. "Poor man" says the woman.
In the next room a nurse is sucking the man off. "Explain that" she says to the doctor. The doctor says "Same condition, but he's with BUPA"Comment
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