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Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses

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    Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses

    Remember the days when smarties came in cardboard tubes?

    We used to have a standing joke that after 6 pints of a certain foaming ale followed by a kebab with al the trimmings, you'd wake up in the morning being able to sh1t through a smartie tube without hitting the sides.


    Anyone else have an interesting or unusal alternative use for a smartie tube?
    Last edited by Kyajae; 1 June 2007, 13:54.

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    I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.
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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi
      I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.
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        #4
        Filling a smartie tube with angry wasps makes a cheap vibrator.
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          #5
          Any one ever heard the Armageddon clip about the hamster? Well, obviously you would need a very small hamster.........

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            #6
            I've heard that Troll uses the small ones as a condom. Still a little to large for him though
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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.
              Or, if you want to make a cat walk like a robot.
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                #8
                You can use one instead of a wallet.
                This assumes you only ever deal in 20p pieces.

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