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Previously on "Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses"

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  • thunderlizard
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    You can use one instead of a wallet.
    This assumes you only ever deal in 20p pieces.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.
    Or, if you want to make a cat walk like a robot.

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  • sasguru
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    I've heard that Troll uses the small ones as a condom. Still a little to large for him though

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  • angusglover
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    Any one ever heard the Armageddon clip about the hamster? Well, obviously you would need a very small hamster.........

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  • freakydancer
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    Filling a smartie tube with angry wasps makes a cheap vibrator.

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi
    I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.
    Straight into Light Relief They're sharp these mod boys

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  • gingerjedi
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    I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.

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  • Kyajae
    started a topic Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses

    Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses

    Remember the days when smarties came in cardboard tubes?

    We used to have a standing joke that after 6 pints of a certain foaming ale followed by a kebab with al the trimmings, you'd wake up in the morning being able to sh1t through a smartie tube without hitting the sides.


    Anyone else have an interesting or unusal alternative use for a smartie tube?
    Last edited by Kyajae; 1 June 2007, 13:54.

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