Smartie Tubes - 100 Different Uses

[Kyajae]

Remember the days when smarties came in cardboard tubes?

We used to have a standing joke that after 6 pints of a certain foaming ale followed by a kebab with al the trimmings, you'd wake up in the morning being able to sh1t through a smartie tube without hitting the sides.


Anyone else have an interesting or unusal alternative use for a smartie tube?

[gingerjedi]

I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.

[Kyajae]

I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.

Straight into Light Relief They're sharp these mod boys

[freakydancer]

Filling a smartie tube with angry wasps makes a cheap vibrator.

[angusglover]

Any one ever heard the Armageddon clip about the hamster? Well, obviously you would need a very small hamster.........

[sasguru]

I've heard that Troll uses the small ones as a condom. Still a little to large for him though

[TheFaQQer]

I've heard they make very good ad hoc casts for cats with broken legs.

Or, if you want to make a cat walk like a robot.

[thunderlizard]

You can use one instead of a wallet.
This assumes you only ever deal in 20p pieces.