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    Asda

    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover".
    Last edited by Sockpuppet; 13 December 2013, 17:10.
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      Originally posted by Sockpuppet
      Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".

      Been watching Bernard Manning DVD's again SP?
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Originally posted by Sockpuppet
        Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".
        Sorry you got sacked though, and all for telling a pole to fuck off !

        A bit harsh !
        I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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          I should have sent my mother in law in for her after dinner port! (going down the manning route there)
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