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  • Gordon Gekko
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    I should have sent my mother in law in for her after dinner port! (going down the manning route there)

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  • Clownio
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".
    Sorry you got sacked though, and all for telling a pole to fuck off !

    A bit harsh !

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".

    Been watching Bernard Manning DVD's again SP?

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover, now **** off".

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  • Sockpuppet
    started a topic Asda

    Asda

    Just got sacked from my job in wines and spirits in Asda. A Pole came in and asked me to recommend a good port. I said "Dover".
    Last edited by Sockpuppet; 13 December 2013, 17:10.
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