Just imagine in about 18yrs time when your all settled down with a wife and 2 kids and then this 18yr old knocks on your door and says "Hi Dad" - No thanks.
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Would you donate the contents of your nuts?
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Looks like sadguru will have to cut back his lifestyle considerably now, probably won't be able to afford those BTL morgage payments on his dog house.Comment
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fussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>Originally posted by zeitghost
Apparently they take about 1% of applicants...Comment
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Can you get someone to vouch for your quality, Burdock?Originally posted by Burdockfussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>Comment
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BS7799 certified, and if you dont believe that, ask Kirsten DunstOriginally posted by ZorbaCan you get someone to vouch for your quality, Burdock?Comment
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Mine isn't. I've had the snipOriginally posted by Burdockfussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>
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I wonder how many goes at the porn they'd let me have before they twigged?Comment
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Kirsten Dunst...mmmm... anyone got one of those little jars handy?Originally posted by BurdockBS7799 certified, and if you dont believe that, ask Kirsten DunstComment
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Have a look at: http://www.giveatoss.com/
But probably best not to do it at work. Or at home when the Mrs is around.
It's not porn though.Comment
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