Would you donate the contents of your nuts?

**Burdock** · 16 May 2007, 13:53

i know the kids can track you down, but surely you could not be touched for cash?

**Kyajae** · 16 May 2007, 13:57

Originally posted by Burdock

i know the kids can track you down, but surely you could not be touched for cash?

Who knows. Blokes who went through clean-break divorces by handing over the house to their ex's soon found it didn't count when the CSA was formed and it came knocking on the door.

**Bagpuss** · 16 May 2007, 13:58

It will all come to a head!

**Burdock** · 16 May 2007, 14:00

will I have to declare any money earnt this way, or is it 'cash in hand'

**Bagpuss** · 16 May 2007, 14:01

Originally posted by Burdock

will I have to declare any money earnt this way, or is it 'cash in hand'

Did you provide your own equipment?

**Paddy** · 16 May 2007, 14:41

Originally posted by Kyajae

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6661261.stm

New laws removing anonymity from sperm donors have led to a shortfall in recent years - there are just 208 in the UK.

Ok, you'd have to be a w@anker (literally) to be a donor, but also a w@anker not to realise the potential consequences in the future if the CSA got involved (since it's your kid and thus your responsibility for maintenance)

I though that the nurses extracted the donor sperm.

**Kyajae** · 16 May 2007, 14:46

Originally posted by Paddy

I though that the nurses extracted the donor sperm.

Can you mange a (female) nurse coming home from a long day at he donor clinic.

Hubby: Good day, dear?
Nurse; Oh, busy. Wanked of 28 blokes. By bloody wrist is killing me!!

**andy** · 16 May 2007, 15:00

How much do they pay for love juice
I could wank twice a day

**Zorba** · 16 May 2007, 15:03

Apparently your identity is only disclosed once the child is 18 years old. But yes, I'd imagine explaining that one to your missus must be a bit of a headache. Want 18 years to worry about someone coming to knock on your door? Not me.

Would you donate the contents of your nuts?