Reply to: Would you donate the contents of your nuts?

[PRC1964]

Have a look at: http://www.giveatoss.com/

But probably best not to do it at work. Or at home when the Mrs is around.

It's not porn though.

[Zorba]

BS7799 certified, and if you dont believe that, ask Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst...mmmm... anyone got one of those little jars handy?

[PRC1964]

fussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>

Mine isn't. I've had the snip .

I wonder how many goes at the porn they'd let me have before they twigged?

[Burdock]

Can you get someone to vouch for your quality, Burdock?

BS7799 certified, and if you dont believe that, ask Kirsten Dunst

[Zorba]

fussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>

Can you get someone to vouch for your quality, Burdock?

[Burdock]

Apparently they take about 1% of applicants...

fussy are they? my jizm is as good as any mans <proud>

[AtW]

Looks like sadguru will have to cut back his lifestyle considerably now, probably won't be able to afford those BTL morgage payments on his dog house.

[Barriebazg]

Just imagine in about 18yrs time when your all settled down with a wife and 2 kids and then this 18yr old knocks on your door and says "Hi Dad" - No thanks.

[Zorba]

Apparently your identity is only disclosed once the child is 18 years old. But yes, I'd imagine explaining that one to your missus must be a bit of a headache. Want 18 years to worry about someone coming to knock on your door? Not me.

[andy]

How much do they pay for love juice
I could wank twice a day

[Kyajae]

I though that the nurses extracted the donor sperm.

Can you mange a (female) nurse coming home from a long day at he donor clinic.

Hubby: Good day, dear?
Nurse; Oh, busy. Wanked of 28 blokes. By bloody wrist is killing me!!

[Paddy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6661261.stm

New laws removing anonymity from sperm donors have led to a shortfall in recent years - there are just 208 in the UK.

Ok, you'd have to be a w@anker (literally) to be a donor, but also a w@anker not to realise the potential consequences in the future if the CSA got involved (since it's your kid and thus your responsibility for maintenance)

I though that the nurses extracted the donor sperm.

[Bagpuss]

will I have to declare any money earnt this way, or is it 'cash in hand'

Did you provide your own equipment?

[Burdock]

will I have to declare any money earnt this way, or is it 'cash in hand'

[Bagpuss]

It will all come to a head!