Friday Poetry Corner

[portseven]

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time the lamb got out
her dog would try to put it back

[Old Greg]

There was an old Abbess of Bicester
Who strapped a courgette on a Sister,
Who buggered the Mother,
While felching a Brother,
And getting the Bishop to fist 'er.

[EternalOptimist]

There was a young nun from Lod
who fancied a baby by God
but it wasn't the almighty
who climbed up her nighty
it was the vicar
the dirty old sod

[EternalOptimist]

There was a young lady from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in the space of an hour
her @rse was aflower
and her f@nny was covered in weeds

[EternalOptimist]

A double dactyl

Spankety Wankety
SallyContractorGirl
Spent all her money ,on living so high
Now the bad taxman
revenue-extracterous
Has come for his money
And made Sally cry