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    Friday Poetry Corner

    Only to be read in a posh voice...

    There once was a man from Iraq
    Who had holes down the length of his cock
    When he got an erection,
    It played a selection
    From Johann Sebastion Bach
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    There once was an abbot of Brittany
    Who chanted this desolate litany:
    “If Christ is the Source
    Of Divine Intercourse,
    Then how come I don’t ever gitany?”
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      There once was a girl named Hortence,
      Whose breasts were very immense.
      One day, while playing soccer,
      Out popped her left knocker,
      And she kicked it right over the fence.
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        SA, your husband-to-be is obviously a very lucky man. So many talents...
        Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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          #5
          There was a young fellow from Sparta.
          A really magnificent farter.
          On the strength of one bean
          He’d fart “God Save the Queen,”
          And Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            There once was a young lad called Sid
            Who ate twenty pies for a quid
            When they asked 'are you faint?'
            He replied 'No I ain't,
            But I don't feel as well as I did!'

            (Memorised that a squillion years ago and it just popped up. Therapy!)

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              #7
              There was one a girl called Sally Anne,
              Who posted on CUK all the time,
              Her bosses found out,
              And gave her a shout,
              Then she got the can.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Diestl
                There was one a girl called Sally Anne,
                Who posted on CUK all the time,
                Her bosses found out,
                And gave her a shout,
                Then she got the can.
                Ouch! Diestl is going for a PM role, I can tell...

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                  #9
                  Yes, i mean posting all day on this while getting paid is ridiculous, wouldn't catch me doing it.

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                    #10


                    Yeah, it's a hard life.

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