Chart Hits That Make Your Toes Curl......

**XTC** · 26 April 2007, 09:31

Originally posted by Kyajae

... or your ar$e quiver! There's got to be loads of examples.

Mine would be 'Woman' by John Lennon. It's so overloaded with goo and mush I cringe even imagining the tune in my head.

You heartless beast.

**Kyajae** · 26 April 2007, 09:42

Originally posted by XTC

You heartless beast.

I know. Ssomeone has to be. If we lived in a world full of EMUs it would be boring!

**realityhack** · 26 April 2007, 10:17

Anything by Celine Dion, anything at all.

**wobbegong** · 26 April 2007, 10:18

"Life" by Des'Ree

Includes possibly the worst lyric of all time; "I don't wanna see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast".

**PRC1964** · 26 April 2007, 10:20

Chris de Burgh

**XTC** · 26 April 2007, 10:29

Anything where they wave their arms in the air in tune to the music. This makes me angry and I end up kicking the dog. He now goes out the room when any 'slow' songs are on TV.

**Kyajae** · 26 April 2007, 10:37

Originally posted by wobbegong

"Life" by Des'Ree

Includes possibly the worst lyric of all time; "I don't wanna see a ghost, it's the sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast".

Here, here. Des'ree is the architypal EMU.

**Throb_Nugget** · 26 April 2007, 11:52

Originally posted by Kyajae

Here, here. Des'ree is the architypal EMU.

Everything I do I do it for You. Bryan Adams << pukes at just the thought >>

**wendigo100** · 26 April 2007, 12:19

Originally posted by Throb_Nugget

Everything I do I do it for You. Bryan Adams << pukes at just the thought >>

That's one of my worst three too. Orville's another, but the one I hate the most is "You're Gorgeous" by some bunch of cunts called babyblue or something. It is fecking dispicable.

Chart Hits That Make Your Toes Curl......