Originally posted by XTC
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Chart Hits That Make Your Toes Curl......
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Dad dancing?Originally posted by SallyAnneWhat about when they shake them like they just dont care?Comment
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At what point does 'dad dancing' kick in? Is it from conception or after the birth? I've always been shocking so don't tell me is only going to get worseOriginally posted by PRC1964Dad dancing?
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediAt what point does 'dad dancing' kick in? Is it from conception or after the birth? I've always been shocking so don't tell me is only going to get worse
Sounds like you're a lost cause already mate
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Much much worse.Originally posted by gingerjediAt what point does 'dad dancing' kick in? Is it from conception or after the birth? I've always been shocking so don't tell me is only going to get worse
The good news is that you won't care and it will embarrass your kids.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhackAnything by Celine Dion, anything at all.
What's wrong with Celine Dion?
She's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!!!!!!
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Grandma we love you! St. Winifreds School Choir
Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?Comment
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Arg! That reminds me of "Grandad", and the horrible experience I had many years ago at a family gathering (not my family thank fuck), when all the grandchildren sat round at their grandad's feet and sang this tulipe. I squirmed so much I couldn't shit for a week.
And I'd erased it from my memory until your post sparklelard, you bastard!
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Simply Red might.Originally posted by sparklelard
Eeeek - Who in their right mind would get a ginger-freckled face child with a lisp to sing solo vocals!Comment
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Macca's Frog Song
Crazy Frog tunes
Anything with Rolf Harris singing it, unless he's doing something with Kate Bush.
Ma' He's Making Eyes at Me - Lena ZavaroniComment
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